Kids playing with guns.

Get the pistol.

How do we arm first?

Get the pipewrench.

If life were only like this.

Clear the first stage.

Are you still here?

Clear the opening sequence.

Karma-geddon

Kill 50 zombies using a vehicle.

Cardio

Travel a distance of 20 kilometers on foot.

Steam Punk

Create weapons to rival the gods of fire or thunder.

Tis but a flesh wound!

Sever 100 limbs.

Learning the ropes

Reach level 10.

A taste of everything

Kill a zombie with 10 different melee weapons.

Knock, knock

Breach a locked door with the first blow.

One is all I need

Kill 5 Infected in a row with a single blow.

Warranty Void if Used

Create a customized weapon.

A Friend Indeed

You found the point of contact with Thomas Zane.

If It Flies, It Burns

Not a bird lover, are you?

A Friend in Need

You found Barry, or at least the next best thing.

Departure

You completed the game on Easy difficulty.

Hardboiled Writer

You completed the game on Normal difficulty.

Tornado Wrangler

You calmed the fury of the storm.

Carny

You have heartlessly knocked over five defenseless can pyramids.

Couch Potato

You have watched every single TV show on offer.

The Lady of the Light

Cynthia Weaver has taken you to the Well-Lit Room.

Gatekeeper

Truly, you are the master of floodgates.

An Idyllic Small Town

You fought your way through the streets of Bright Falls without getting killed.

Taken Season

You have dropped 50 Taken with the hunting rifle.

The Six-Gun Scribe

You capped 100 Taken with the revolver.

Drink 'Em Both Up

You drank 'em bot' up.

Perchance to Dream

Oh, so THAT'S what happened.

KBF-FM

You haven't missed a single radio show.

Child of the Elder God

You shone a light upon this night of otherworldly fiends.

Boob Tube

You checked out some important messages.

Wheels Within Wheels

You found the kidnapper, but what he had to say wasn't what you wanted to hear.

What Light Through Yonder Window

It is the east, and the flaregun is the sun to 50 Taken.

Iron Horse

You made the train engine run out of steam.

It's Not Just a Typewriter Brand

QWERTY? DVORAK? 50 Taken know it's neither.

Thunder and Lightning

50 Taken have felt your fury. Also, your flashbangs.

Two For the Price of One

You took out two Taken with a single barrel.

Energized!

You changed batteries 100 times.

Collateral Carnage

20 Taken have been drowned, electrocuted, or dispatched by some other indirect means.

They're Heeeeeere!

You have destroyed 20 poltergeist objects.

Heavy Metal

You destroyed the bulldozer.

Back! Back, I Say!

You bought yourself some breathing time with a flare.

Come One, Come All

You wiped out four Taken with a single flare.

Sound and Fury

You blasted four Taken into ashes with a single flashbang.

Damn Good Cup of Coffee

You have found 25 coffee thermoses.

Park Ranger

You survived Elderwood National Park.

Right of Way

You have peeled 15 Taken off your bumper.

Finders Keepers

You have discovered five of the hidden chests.

Missed by a Mile

You managed a slow-motion dodge 20 times.

Paging Mr. Wake

You have discovered 25 manuscript pages.