Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
1 hour, 36 minutes, and 39 seconds
Time Played
2
Times Played
Tuesday, 27th, 2016 at 04:06AM
First Played
Tuesday, 27th, 2016 at 04:07AM
Last Played
0 seconds
Platinum Completion
Punch Card
25Earned Accomplishments
The End
Now go outside
+300
Sep 27th, 2016 05:53AM
(37.5%)
Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
+30
Sep 27th, 2016 05:53AM
(66.5%)
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
+90
Sep 27th, 2016 05:46AM
(65.7%)
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
+30
Sep 27th, 2016 05:40AM
(57.9%)
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
+90
Sep 27th, 2016 05:31AM
(67.3%)
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 05:30AM
(57.1%)
DJ Polyblank
Scratch two compact disc records
+30
Sep 27th, 2016 05:29AM
(51.4%)
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 05:14AM
(58.3%)
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
+90
Sep 27th, 2016 05:12AM
(62.5%)
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 05:10AM
(55.7%)
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
+30
Sep 27th, 2016 05:07AM
(60.7%)
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 05:07AM
(50.0%)
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
+90
Sep 27th, 2016 05:05AM
(57.6%)
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
+30
Sep 27th, 2016 04:58AM
(47.9%)
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 04:49AM
(40.9%)
Spongliform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
+30
Sep 27th, 2016 04:46AM
(70.1%)
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
+90
Sep 27th, 2016 04:44AM
(58.6%)
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
+30
Sep 27th, 2016 04:40AM
(70.0%)
Long Distance Charges
Explore the rotary phone menu options
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 04:38AM
(55.3%)
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
+30
Sep 27th, 2016 04:36AM
(78.4%)
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 04:26AM
(64.3%)
Essense of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
+90
Sep 27th, 2016 04:23AM
(70.8%)
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 04:18AM
(41.3%)
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
+15
Sep 27th, 2016 04:14AM
(46.2%)
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
+90
Sep 27th, 2016 04:11AM
(40.7%)
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