25Achievements
The End
Now go outside
(37.5%)
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
(57.6%)
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
(70.0%)
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
(64.3%)
Essense of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
(70.8%)
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
(46.2%)
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
(41.3%)
Long Distance Charges
Explore the rotary phone menu options
(55.3%)
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
(40.7%)
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
(78.4%)
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
(58.6%)
Spongliform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
(70.1%)
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
(40.9%)
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
(47.9%)
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
(60.7%)
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
(62.5%)
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
(55.7%)
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
(58.3%)
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
(67.3%)
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
(65.7%)
Breaking The Mold
Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
(66.5%)
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
(57.1%)
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
(50.0%)
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
(57.9%)
DJ Polyblank
Scratch two compact disc records
(51.4%)