Got a Car and a Date

Completed "Welcome to the Age of Metal"

Start a Revolution

Completed "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"

Thick as a Baby's Arm

Completed "Lair of the Metal Queen"

Hair Remover

Completed "Battle for Bladehenge"

French Kiss Instructor

Completed "Pilgrimage of Screams"

Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff

Completed "Sanctuary of Sin"

Ran to the Hills

Completed "It's Raining Death"

Fistful of Fog

Completed "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"

No More Tears

Completed "Sea of Black Tears"

Overkill

Completed all hunting secondary missions

Squeal Like a Chicken

Completed all racing secondary missions

Protector

Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions

Serpent Samaritan

Freed 40 Bound Serpents

Serpent Spanker

Freed 80 Bound Serpents

Serpent Savior

Freed all 120 Bound Serpents

One Hit Wonder

Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge

Loyal Customer

Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge

Virtuoso

Learned all guitar solos

Tourist

Viewed all vistas

Now You Must Tell the Tale

Viewed all Legends

Voices From Beyond

Unlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal

Flowerslave

Summoned all Motor Forges

Practice Bloody Practice

Won an AI stage battle - any difficulty

Victör

Won a ranked multiplayer match

Subjügator

Won 10 match-made multiplayer battles.

Cönquerer

Won 50 match-made multiplayer battles.

Master of the Flame

Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit

Master of the Tear

Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit

Master of the Blood

Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit

Armchair General

Won a stage battle by yourself against the AI without attacking

Favored

Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes

Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper

Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce - any mode

I've never touched an axe before

Personally smoted 300 enemies - any mode

Silence, ground walker!

Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump - any mode

Six Degrees of Schafer

Play with or against another player who has this Achievement

Ringleader

Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron's Double Team

Painkiller

Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher

Dollpocalypse

Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood's Double Team

Euthanasia

Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter's Double Team

Death From Above

Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death

Quill Tosser

Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins.

Boar Bather

Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and lived to tell the tale.

Coolest Thing Ever

Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce

Beast Master

Rode every animal in the world

Groupie

Completed Campaign mode on Gentle

Roadie

Completed Campaign mode on Normal

Iron Fist

Won an AI stage battle - Brütal difficulty

If You Want Blood, You Got It

Killed 20 Tainted Coil units with the Disgorger.

Cry Me a River

Killed 20 Drowning Doom units with the Eye of Sorrow.

Hammer of Infinite Fate Tourist

Played a multiplayer game on all Hammer of Infinite Fate multiplayer maps.