Leave the limbs you've lost

Over 10,000 limbs lopped

Naughty little boys get what they deserve

At least 100 Zombie Snipers taken out

Don't get all stingy with your bullets

At least 5000 enemies killed

We got this by the ass!

Fired shots over 50km in total

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun

At least 50 Super Elites bested

Snuff them out

At least 25 Fire Demons extinguished

The head bone's connected to the...oh, wait

At least 500 Skeletons destroyed

Headache relief

At least 25 Summoners silenced

Merciful death

Put the tortured souls in the Forest out of their misery

Man, you sure know a lot about monsters

Successfully did everything you were asked by Survivors

Just in case we make it

Hunted down every last hidden Gold Bar

Taste some of Mama's home cookin', Adolf!

Army of Darkness completed

This calls for divine intervention!

All Chapters completed on Sniper Elite difficulty

Gratuitous violence from the lot of you

Played as every playable character

They must be destroyed on sight!

Spotted and destroyed every Bottle of Blood

Broadsword calling Danny Boy

The Keep completed

A friend in need

Revived injured companions at least 50 times

There's something in the mist!

Forest of Corpses completed

Burning a hole in your pocket

Retrieved hot goods from a Chainsaw Elite

You got rid of those stiffs yet?

Freight Train of Fear completed

I think we'll start with a reign of terror

City of Ashes completed

We can still fix him

Performed unlikely yet successful surgery

We have a Judas in our midst!

Committed foul murder

Nine tenths of the law

Investigated a possessed doll and lived to regret it

Code Red

Tower of Hellfire completed

This is going to be a bumpy ride

Terminal completed

Descent into Hell

Crucible of Evil completed

Answer the Devil's call

Answered a phone call from Hell. It was a wrong number

Into the fire

Gateway to Hell completed

Hell on earth, that's it

Purgatory completed

Headshots are the very best

Killed at least 500 enemies with headshots

No more room in Hell

Subway to Hell completed

The pen is mightier than the sidearm

Library of Evil completed

Like a drunk who's lost a bet

Prevented at least 20 enemies from getting up

Play it Thule

Labyrinth of Death completed

Down but not out

Killed at least 20 enemies while incapacitated

Give me something to shoot

Showed a Zombie Sniper how it's done – got him in mid-air

Every bullet counts

Killed at least 5 enemies with one sniper bullet

Resurrect this!

Got a score of 5,000 with a single sniper round

You're so dead, you don't even know it

Engaged in a 4-player co-op game and beat a Campaign level

We all go a little mad sometimes

Achieved an unbroken 10-headshot streak

Don't worry, they're evil!

Wiped out the tainted wildlife around the Folterschloss

They're coming to get you, Barbra!

Reached Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Dead Man's Bluff

Got your back

Helped out companions under direct enemy attack at least 50 times

We don't need a stretcher. We need a mop!

At least 50 Suicide Zombies denied

Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!

Shot a Suicide Zombie's grenade – that'll teach him

You're going to have to work for your meal

Reached Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Flood of Tears

Resurrection Day

Cathedral of Resurrection completed

You want me to salute that pile of..?

Sent an Occult General back to Hell

You've got red on you

Raised your Chain Count to at least 30

Scourge of zombiekind

Raised your Chain Count to at least 20

It's just a flesh wound!

Over 1,000 limbs lopped

Got the killshot!

Landed the final blow on at least 20 Super Elites in co-op

Elite pickpocket

Lightened a Super Elite's wallet

You have...death around you

Reached Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Dead End

And stay down!

Put the boot into at least 50 enemies

Zombies, man, they creep me out!

Reached Wave 10 in Horde Mode – Waves of Despair

I'll teach ya how to shoot!

Reached at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode and had the highest score by the end

Guts and glory

Reached at least Wave 10 in Horde Mode and had the most gold medals at the end

You're going to meet Death now...

Reached Wave 10 in Horde Mode – No Sanctuary

Your blood pressure is zero over zero

Got a headshot on a Heavy Armour Zombie without removing his helmet first

Come and get it! It's a running buffet!

Got at least 20 enemies with one explosion

Somebody's got to survive!

Got at least 10 enemies with one explosion

My family's always been in meat

Got at least 15 enemies with one explosion

Don't mention the Z word!

Village of the Dead completed

I will not negotiate with the Undead!

Raised your Chain Count to at least 10

I kick arse for the Lord!

Acquired the Preacher

Explosive personality!

Acquired a Panzerfaust