For the Glory of the Furon Empire!

Destroy humanity's last hope and initiate the subjugation of the species

Hot to Trot

Evade a rocket by dashing

Impeached

Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord

Furonigami

Explore the more offbeat parts of the mothership

Unilateral Disarmament

Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all

Capitol Punishment

Invade Capitol City

Harvest Season

Recover a Furon Probe

Union Busting

Invade Union Town

Area of Dissect

Invade Area 42

And a Pox on Your Saucer Too

Upgrade your saucer at Pox's Lab in the mothership

Grade A Upgrade

Fully upgrade one of the branches of a weapon or ability

Simply Repulsive

Use your saucer's Repulse-O-Tron to fend off homing missiles

Brain Drain

Consume a human brain to kickstart your shield regeneration

Reduce, Abuse, Recycle

Transmogrify an object to replenish your ammunition

No Time to Waste

Destroy a human with a weapon and another with a psi ability at the same time

Immodesta

Invade Santa Modesta

A Pox on Your Gear

Upgrade Crypto at Pox's Lab in the mothership

As Is Tradition

Abduct a cow with your saucer

Man's Inhumanity to Man

Destroy multiple humans with a human-made explosive

Rejected for Probing

Throw something into something else with the saucer's Abducto Beam

Covert Thoughts

Stay covert by scanning primitive human thoughts

Rockwell Death Knell

Invade Rockwell

Invasion of the Body Swappers

Try out a new look for Crypto in the mothership's archives

When Two Humans Collide

Use PK to destroy a human with another human

Goin' to Seed

Invade Turnipseed Farm