Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.