Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.