For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.