Screw This Noise

You've returned home without fully completing your mission. I'd start looking for new work.

Au-revoir Gopher!

Kill 5 Schnozos in 15 seconds. Moles ain't gonna whack themselves.

Ambidextrous

Use every left hand tool in the game. Gotta hand it to you: You're pretty handy.

Build It Up

Gather half the Alien Alloy on AR-Y 26. I'm half-impressed!

For Science!

Complete the first set of Science Experiments. Science: It's not just for nerds!

It's Not In The Game

Collect every obnoxious video ad on your computer.

Floopsnoot Queen Defeated

Successfully ended the bloodline of an endangered alien species! Congratulations!

It's Me. But Not Me. But Still Me.

Scan your own corpse. Best not to think about it too much...

We came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass

Crack Cragclaw with a Co-Op partner. Teamwork really does make the dream work.

Don't Cross the Streams

Slapped your Co-Op partner. I'm sure you had a good reason for it.

What Would You Two Maniacs Like To Do First?

Start a Co-Op game. It must be nice having friends...

Little Shop of Horrors

Fed 5 Pufferbirds to a Meat Vortex. Yes, it blends!

Cragclaw Defeated

Cragclaw down. Break out the garlic butter!

I Want To Go Home. Eventually.

Marked your first fuel pod. Momma, I'm coming home!

Return To Sender

Retrieved your own loot box. Death is no excuse for leaving behind Kindred property!

Aaaaaaand we're back

You died! Now you're not dead! Huh. Weird!

I Feel The Same. I Think?

Unlock the Alien Teleportation System. Beats walking!

Phone Home

Play a video message from Kindred. Guess they didn't forget about us!

Flippin' the bird

Get launched by a Pufferbird, then kill it.

He Slimed Me

Got covered in ooey-gooey alien guts.

Colonizer

Set foot on AR-Y 26 for the first time. I guess that counts as an achievement?