Number Nine Ticket

Get all other trophies in the game.

Year 4

Spend four years in the Eighth Underworld.

The Right Way

Play the whole game with tank controls. Tim demanded this trophy.

"Manuel! Is everything okay?"

Play with the radio.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"

Crack a joke.

"Oh, Lola..."

Revisit the place where you left Lola.

"I could walk out out of this world and not look back..."

Hold to your commitments.

"Happy trails, Captain."

See Chepito on his way.

"I'm getting out of here. This world's for suckers."

See Bruno on his way.

"...so large"

Meet the mechanics.

Year 3

Spend three years in the Eighth Underwold.

"Stop showing off for the girl!"

Try to beat Domino in a fair fight.

"IT'S A BUST-ALL!"

Talk to Chepito about his bartering tactics.

"Save your breath..."

Try to explain to Meche.

"Okay, how much of this haven't you figured out, Calavera?"

Get Domino to explain the racket to you.

*sniff* *sniff*

Make the angelitos cry.

"I wasn't always this color!"

Talk to Chepito about how long he's been down here.

Year 2

Spend two years in the Eighth Underworld.

"ME, ME, ME-ME-ME!"

Chant with the bees.

"Manny, we've given up. All of us."

Talk to Membrillo about why he's still here.

"Oh Rusty Anchor"

Have Glottis sing you the rusty anchor song.

"Here, let me hold that metal detector for you while you cry..."

Listen to Carla's whole story.

"Well, maybe just a sip..."

Sample the Marillo de Oro.

"So, sorry, but I don't do... 'odd jobs.'"

Try to convince Verago to help you out.

"Come to see how the big boys play, eh Manny?"

Visit with Maximino.

"Oh, yeah, I could take you down..."

Try to convince Aitor to take you down to the wine cellar.

"We're straight stingers, you know?"

Talk to the worker bees about playing the game.

"Consider it an homage."

Have Olivia recite one of your poems.

"We are all citizens of the same nation, and our king rides a pale horse."

Try to get a passport from Chowchilla Charlie.

"Plus, we look good in these clothes!"

Talk to Glottis about leaving.

"It shone, pale as bone..."

Look at the moon.

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME!!!"

Ask Lupe about her organizational system.

"Great news -- we've discovered a new, secret talent of our tiny messengers!"

Catch up on how the pigeons are doing.

Year 1

Spend a year in the Eighth Underworld.

"...Used to scream like a banshee when the trade winds blew..."

Ask Velasco about his eye patch.

"We only have one mop."

Check your job qualifications with Celso.

"The marrow of these trees, Manny, they suck it out, it's like cement!"

Ask Glottis about the tree farm.

"Run you pigeons! It's Robert Frost!"

Try to intimidate the pigeons.

"'ARROGANT FRAUD' doesn't work."

Try to guess Domino's password a few times.

"Precisamente, amigo."

Learn of a nefarious plot.

"Join or Die! Again!"

Receive a message from Eva.

"Well, I could do something bad right now if that would help."

Try to dig up some dirt on Meche.

"I squeezed down one of these tubes, like a pixie!"

Talk to Brennis about how he got to the machine.

"It's like I'm not happy unless I'm breathing in the thick, black, nauseating fumes..."

Talk to Glottis about cravings.

"Gets the aggressions out, doesn't it?"

Use the hole punch.

"What I did back in the fat days is none of your business. You know the rules."

Talk to Eva about how she got stuck here.

"Scaring the living is technically against the rules, but we all do it."

Scare the living a few times.

"Lousy bony fingers!"

Get the balloon twister to pop a ballon.