Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.