13Achievements
You did everything you possibly could.
Get all the trophies.
Common
(65.2%)
Are you still here?
Clear the opening sequence.
Common
(96.1%)
If life were only like this.
Clear the first stage.
Common
(84.4%)
Life moves pretty fast.
Clear the second stage.
Common
(69.3%)
Welcome to the middle of the game.
Clear the third stage.
Common
(66.4%)
New word for the day.
Clear the fourth stage.
Common
(66.2%)
It's over. Go home.
Complete game with first ending.
Common
(66.2%)
You've came back there.
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
Common
(65.2%)
How do we arm first?
Get the pipewrench.
Common
(86.8%)
Looking for really big gun.
Get the shotgun.
Common
(68.6%)
Kids playing with guns.
Get the pistol.
Common
(75.6%)
Did I play video games because I was miserable?
This Accomplishment is secret. Keep playing!
Common
(65.4%)
The fourth dimension wall.
Collect Dr. Randell newsclips.
Common
(66.2%)